14:23 Train story
Näst sista kvällen så var vi på en Standup comedy show. Hur rolig som helst !
Showen var riktigt bra och komikern avslutade showen med detta skämtet:
The son is in the livingroom playing with his train while the mom is in the kitchen. And she hears her son talking to his train.
Son: -Okey, all you stupid people getting off the train, take your damn luggage and get off ! And you stupid people how are at the station, take your damn luggage and get on !
(The mom is coming into the livingroom)
Mom: -What did you just say? Where did you learn all this bad words?
Son: -But mom, I was just playi...
Mom: -NO, I don't want to hear it. Get up to your room and stay there and think about what you said.
Son: -But M....
Mom: I don't want to hear it. Go to your room.
(The son stays in his room for two hours before the mom comes back)
Mom: -Okey, I understand that you might have heard those bad words at school, but you are not aloud to use them.
Son: -Okey, I am sorry.
Mom: -Thank you. Now go back down and continue playing.
Son: -Okey.
(The son is back in the livingroom with his train)
Son: - Okey. All the people that is getting off at this station, please take your luggage and step out on the left side of the train Thank you. And all you people that is getting on this train, please take your luggage and step on on the right side of the train.
Son: -And if someone has any questions about why we are two hours late - Please go ask the big, fat Bitch in the Kitchen.
Showen var riktigt bra och komikern avslutade showen med detta skämtet:
The son is in the livingroom playing with his train while the mom is in the kitchen. And she hears her son talking to his train.
Son: -Okey, all you stupid people getting off the train, take your damn luggage and get off ! And you stupid people how are at the station, take your damn luggage and get on !
(The mom is coming into the livingroom)
Mom: -What did you just say? Where did you learn all this bad words?
Son: -But mom, I was just playi...
Mom: -NO, I don't want to hear it. Get up to your room and stay there and think about what you said.
Son: -But M....
Mom: I don't want to hear it. Go to your room.
(The son stays in his room for two hours before the mom comes back)
Mom: -Okey, I understand that you might have heard those bad words at school, but you are not aloud to use them.
Son: -Okey, I am sorry.
Mom: -Thank you. Now go back down and continue playing.
Son: -Okey.
(The son is back in the livingroom with his train)
Son: - Okey. All the people that is getting off at this station, please take your luggage and step out on the left side of the train Thank you. And all you people that is getting on this train, please take your luggage and step on on the right side of the train.
Son: -And if someone has any questions about why we are two hours late - Please go ask the big, fat Bitch in the Kitchen.
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Postat av: Therese
Hejsanhejsan!
Jag har nu påbörjat min ansökan om att åka ivåg som au pair till usa men jag har fastnat lite med mitt personliga brev. Har du något tips på vad man ska ha med och så? =) Ha det så bra kram Therese:)
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